(not satire – no really, it’s not!)
The government’s thought of a sure-fire way to boost the economy.
The Office for National Statistics has decided to include prostitution and sales of heroin in its assessments of the UK economy – adding 5 per cent to the UK’s gross domestic product at a stroke;
Drugs and prostitution add £10bn to UK economy
Now we know why George Osborne was chosen to run the economy.
He might only have worked as a towel folder in Selfridges before becoming chancellor but he’s a real expert on prostitutes and illegal drugs.
Allegedly.
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