Moy Locals Ordered To ‘Do Themselves Up A Bit’ After Moy Park World Cup Announcement

Tyrone Tribulations

moy_park_1 Following the news that the Moy Park brand will be seen by millions at this year’s World Cup , the Tyrone Tourism Board have sent leaflets around every house in the area including Blackwatertown and Benburb, asking them to tidy themselves up a bit ‘for the love of God’.

Henry Bogue, tourism chairman and fashion aficionado, reckons thousands will descend on the Moy in the aftermath of the World Cup to see for themselves how tasty these chickens are in their home town:

“If my calculations are remotely accurate, I forecast we’ll witness Nigerians, Albanians, Canadians, Bolivians and so on arriving by the boatload from July onwards to taste our lovely chickens. It’ll be like people going to Italy for pizza or France for wine. Everyone will be talking about Moy Park at this World Cup and we need to get the message out that we’re not just a place…

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